Buddha Lawlz

Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum in corners?
A: Because he had no attachments.

  

So a monk walks up to a hot dog vendor in NYC city and asks, 

"Can you make me one with everything?"

So the monk pays for his hotdog, the vendor takes his money and turns away. "Hey", says the monk. "Where's my change?"
The vendor looks up and says "Change comes from within."